His girlfriend won’t lick his asshole. Or swallow his load. Won’t touch his ball sack. And she thinks tights are gay. She lets him fuck her if he spends enough on dinner.

Lucky for him he’s got this gay friend at school. Who lends him dance tights … you know, for under his shorts at the gym. Who made sure they fit him right. And said, “hey, try them without a jock”. And then said, “turn around.” And then, “no man, that’s not my finger. It’s my tongue.” And then, “I bet I could kick you in the balls and you’d stay hard.” And then, “if you do, I’ll swallow every drop”. He did, and so did I.